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Honesty is the best gift you can give.
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The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart.
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One day, I’m gonna make the onions cry.
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Faces YOU Make ON The Toilet
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May I go to the toilet = I’m fucking bored.
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I miss your smile but I miss my own even more.
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I still miss him, I miss him, I’m missing him.
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I don’t want to earn my living, I want to live.
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God is really creative, i mean..just look at me.
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I’m not single, I’m just romantically challenged.
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Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.
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I really need a day in between Saturday and Sunday.
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Eight letters, three words, one regret. I miss you.
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I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it
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Someday somewhere somehow me & you will be together.
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I feel lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.
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Behind my smile is everything you’ll never understand.
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Best conversations always happen late in the night. 🙂
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Before talking; Please connect the tongue to the brain!
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I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
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When you’re good, you’re good, when you’re awesome you’re me.
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When life gets tough, remember: You were the strongest sperm.
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Its awesome .. when some one understands u more than u..! 🙂
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I like crazy people, especially those who don’t see the risk.
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Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up
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Don’t like me? Cool, I don’t wake up every day to impress you.
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Justin Bieber was arrested this morning for using men’s toilet.
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I don’t always lose my phone but when I do its always on silent.
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Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.
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Was going to rob a bank today but the pen was chained to the desk.
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I’m jealous of my parents, i’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs.
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Oooooh, thats a bit too harsh. Let me put a ‘lol’ at the end of it.
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That Awesome Moment, When You Find A Free WiFi In Public Places.. 😀
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The only normal people you know are the ones you don’t know very well.
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Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need money. :’).
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The only reason god made cousins so that parents can compare our marks.
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The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza.
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That feeling when you enter to a store & they play your favorite song 🙂
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Those who say money can’t buy happiness are shopping at the wrong places.
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Can I take your picture?? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters.
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That awesome moment when we bunkers get more marks !! Than attenders 😀 😉
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I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.
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People say laughter is the best medicine. Your face must be curing the world.
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Life is a mirror and will reflect back to the thinker what he thinks into it.
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The awesome feeling you get when people remember small details about you. 🙂
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I hate when I am about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror.
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When I joke they take it seriously. When I am serious they take it as a joke..
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The funniest thing in class is when the teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.
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Dear iPhone, Please stop changing my rude words into nice ones. You piece of shut.
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Yes, I agree. Mums can find everything. Except for the ringing phone in their bags!
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The only reason I am fat is because a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality.
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Doing the moonwalk is the only way to look cool while wiping dog crap off your shoes.
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The best thing about a picture is that it never changes even when the people in it do.
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That ‘Awesome moment’, when you see someone’s status,and you know it’s aimed at you 🙂
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That Amazing Moment.. When YOu DrOp YOur PhOne.. But, The HeadphOnes Save Its Life.. ^_-
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Money can’t buy happiness, but it pays for internet, which is pretty much the same thing.
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Our language is called the mother tongue because the father never gets a chance to Speak.
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Remember, there are two words in life that will open a lot of doors for you. Push and Pull.
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Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
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The annoying moment when the TV commercials are so long that you forget what you’re watching.
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