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Eat like every day is Thanksgiving.
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I need pumpkin flavored EVERYTHING.
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Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza.
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The only clubs I’m into are sandwiches.
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Television + food, it just goes together
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I don’t trust people that dislike tacos.
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I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.
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Poor alcohol, it gets blamed for everything.
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Arizona 99 cent drinks are the shit. Period.
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I want a hot body but I also want hot wings.
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I eat so much… I make fat kids look skinny!
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Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
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ughh I’m so full”..”who wants dessert?”..”MEEE!!!
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Is there gonna be food?” “Yeah”Ok then i’m coming.
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Is there gonna be food? “Yeah” Ok then i’m coming.
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Of course size matters. No one wants a small pizza.
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Accomplishing things before the microwave hits 00:00.
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If there is no chocolate in heaven.. I AM NOT GOING !
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True beauty is within” for example opening your fridge
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Eating popcorn: 80% during trailers. 20% during the movie.
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Everything sucks .. .. .. .. .. except FOOD !!!! ¯\_(?)_/¯
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I’m trying to kick dairy and now I’ve got the milk shakes.
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The first sip of a hot beverage is always the scariest sip.
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LIKE if you can’t tell the difference between coke & pepsi.
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You cannot taste me, until you undress me. Sincerely, banana.
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I’m not hungry. But, I am bored. Therefore, I shall eat… 😀
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You cannot taste me, until you undress me. Sincerely, banana.
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I disagree that hunger isn’t an emotion. I feel it in my SOUL.
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my hobbies include eating and complaining that i’m getting fat.
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If I was supposed to share them, they wouldn’t be called nachos.
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My dinner stomach is full, but my dessert stomach still has room.
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I just stepped on a cornflake. Now, I am officially a cereal killer.
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Alcohol – Because no good story started with someone eating a salad.
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Dear Pringles, I cannot fit my hand inside your tube of deliciousness.
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Hell hath no fury like me when I’m slightly inconvenienced and hungry.
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If you open your fridge and find nothing to eat, lower your standards.
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My diabetic friend died in his sleep. I forgot to wish him “sweet dreams.”
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We’ve solved so many world problems, and yet chocolate still has calories.
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I’m so excited for Valentines Day all the chocolate is gonna be on sale YAY
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e Thinks chocolate is cheaper than therapy and you don’t need an appointment.
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If history has taught us anything, it’s that reheated french fries are gross.
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That moment when skinny people call themselves fat and your heavier than them.
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Chips have little nutritional value. That’s why you need to eat the whole bag.
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You don’t really truly know someone until you get ridiculously drunk with them.
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When I hear myself eating crunchy food, I wonder if other people can hear it too.
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I will stop eating ice cream out of the container once I make it completely level.
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You can’t buy happiness.but you can buy ice cream,which is kinda the same thing (;
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Nothing says “I’ve already given up on this day” quite like a Taco Bell breakfast.
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Food is my favorite. If I ever share it with you, then you’re pretty damn special.
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Hockey is more enjoyable if you pretend they’re fighting over the world’s last Oreo.
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You’re at Starbucks? Please post pictures of your coffee, I’ve never seen one before.
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Mom, can we go to McDonalds?” “there’s food in the fridge.” “That’s not what I asked..
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You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream. And that’s kind of the same thing.
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Men: Uses love to get sex. Women: Uses sex to get love. Me: Uses coupons to get pizza.
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Hiding your favorite food from the rest of your family because you’re a selfish bitch.
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I’m not hungry. But, I am bored. Therefore, I shall eat. Story of every person’s life.
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Isn’t it weird that after 30,000 years of eating bread, everyone is gluten allergic now?
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Dear Fridge, I will be back in 35 minutes, please go shopping. Sincerely, Hungry as hell!
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Dear Vegetarians, If you love animals so much, then why do you keep eating all their food?
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The year is 2089. Toasters are made clear now and no one burns toast or bagels. Crime is at 0%
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If you say you can’t cook what your really saying is that you can’t read and follow directions.
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I need to hire someone who will follow me around and just knock the unhealthy food out of my hand.
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