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I’m easy. Are you?
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That Is True Love..!
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F_CK… all i need is U..
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NAUGHTY. but in a nice way..
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Great Minds F*CK each Other.
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Good Boy with very bad thoughts.
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Nice legs? what time do they open?
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Naugthy by Nature. Wild By Choice.
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KISS ME.. I am Magically Delicious.
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You Are in my Inappropriate Thoughts.
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Love is blind, and greed insatiable..
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Love is just love, it can never explained.
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Can i borrow a KISS? I promise i give it back.
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A naughty thought is a terrible thing to wate.
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Poke me now if you’ve ever had a crush on me..
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The key of my happiness, just forgetting my past.
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You’ve got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
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We know that romance brings out the beast in you.
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Could I touch your belly button.. from the inside?
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Nobody DIES Virgin. Coz in the End LIFE Fucks us all.
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You don’t have to like me, I’m not a Facebook status.
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Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.
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I’m not too good at algebra, but doesn’t u + i = 3D 69?
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VerGinItY iS nOt DiGiNiTy…. It’S lAck oF oPeRtuNiTy..
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I heard you are a player. Nice to meet you I am a Coach.
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I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.
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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.
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When I die my gravestone is going to have a ‘Like’ button.
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A secret is what you tell everyone not to tell anyone else.
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You must work at Subway, cause you just gave me a foot long.
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I may not be Mr. Right, but I’ll screw you till he shows up.
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If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
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How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?
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Smile! It is the second best thing you can do with your lips.
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Smile is the second best thing you can do with your lips. 😉
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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let’s bang!
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Lets play Titanic, you’ll be the ocean and ill go down on you.
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My name is (name) remember that, you’ll be screaming it later.
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Sometimes, the smallest decision can change your life forever.
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Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I would love to tap that ass!
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Why don’t you slip into something more comfortable? like a coma.
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If it’s true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!
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What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper!
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Without Her Permission I Will Touch Her Only To Wipe Her Tears..!
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Where you born on a farm? Cause you sure know how to raise a cock!
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A good date ends with dinner. An awesome date ends with breakfast!
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Two word’s guys hate DON’T and STOP, unless you put them together 🙂
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If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?
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Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
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I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.
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I’d like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.
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I believe in love and marriage but not necessarily with the same person.
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If you are naughty go to your room, if you wanna be naughty go to mine 🙂
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Of course I’m naughty. I’ve always had to compete for attention, you see.
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Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
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Friends will come and friends will go. But true friends stick on forever. 🙂
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I don’t care if we talk about absolutely nothing, i just want to talk to you.
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You’re like a prize winning fish. I don’t know whether to eat you or mount you.
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I’d like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button.
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My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes.
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You remind me of a Championship bass, I don’t know whether to mount you or eat you!
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I like my women like I like my toaster..two warm holes and never leaves the kitchen.
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That dress looks very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you, I’d becoming too!
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Wanna play Pearl Harbor? Its a game where I lay back while you blow the hell out of me.
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Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
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How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I’ll put my head in.
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Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.
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I Avoided Many Things Only For U In My Life.. Dont Ever Make Me Feel For Why I Left All That..!
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I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends before me. She calls me her sixty second lover.
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Some people say the glass is half empty. Others say it’s half full. I’m just happy to have a glass!
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If your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail.
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