Funny Shayari

Funny Shayari

Funny Shayari

Khat Likhati Ho Gori Ya Likhati Ho Keetab,
Likhna Aata Nahin Likhati
Ho Behisaab,

Funny Shayari

Maaf Karna Parmeshvar Yeh Bhool Hamari Hai,
Puchhne Se Pata Chala Ke
Woh Nirdhan Nari Hai..

Funny Shayari

Teri Saanso Ko Meri Dil Mein Panah Mil Jaye Wah Wah
Teri Saason Ko
Meri Dil Mein Panah Mil Jaye
Agar Tu Na Mile To Ye Dil Kisi Aur Ke
Ishk Mein Fanah Ho Jaye…

Funny Shayari

Agar Doodh Mein Gire Chawal Use Khir Kehte Hain
Agar Doodh Mein Gire
Chawal Use Khir Kehte Hain
Agar Pyar Mein Pade Jutey Use Taqdeer
Kehte Hain

Funny Shayari

Marne Ke Baad Nashib Me Jannat Ho Na Ho
Arey Dosto Zinda Hain Jab Tak
SMS Kar Lo
Kya Pata Kabr Me Network Ho Na Ho

Funny Shayari

Meri Zindagi Ek Jua Ban Ke Reh Gayi
Meri Zindagi Ek Jua Ban Ke Reh
Gayi
Maine Jise Pyar Kiya Voh Mere Bachon Ki Bua Ban K Reh Gayi.

Funny Shayari

Aam Meethe, Angur Khatte
Aam Meethe, Angur Khatte
Mere Shair
Padhne Wale Ullu Ke Patthe.

Funny Shayari

Aaj Kuchh Sharmaye Se Lagte Ho,
Sardi Ke Karan Kapkapaye Se Lagte
Ho,
Chehra Aapka Khil Utha Hai,
Hafte Ke Baad Nahaye Se Lagte
Ho…

Funny Shayari

Hum Aaj Bhi Dil Ka Aashiyana Sajane Se Darte Hai,
Baagon Mein Phool
Khilaney Se Darte Hai,
Hamari Ek Pasand Se Tut Jaayeinge Hazaaro
Dil,
Tabhi Toh Hum Aaj Bhi Girl friend Bananey Se Darte Hai…

Funny Shayari

Julfo Me Foolo Ko Saja Ke Aayi Hai,
Chehare Se Dupatta Utha Ke Aayi
Hai,
Kisi Ne Puchha Aaj Badi Khubsurat Lag Rahi Ho,
Mane Kaha
Shayad Aaj Naha Ke Aayi Hai…

Funny Shayari

Kaun Sa Gham Hai Jo Yeh Haal Bana Rakha Hai,
Na Toh Makeup Hai, Na
Baalon Ko Saja Rakha Hai,
Khamkha Chhedti Rahti Hai Yeh Rukhsaron
Ko,
Tumne Julfon Ko Bahut Sar Pe Chada Rakha Hai…

Funny Shayari

Jise Dil Diya Woh Delhi Chali Gayi,
Jis Se Pyar Kiya Woh Itli Chali
Gayi,
Dil Ne Kaha Khudkhusi Kar Le Jaalim,
Bijli Ko Haath Lagay
Toh Bijli Chali Gayi….

Funny Shayari

Pyar Kiya Jise Hazar Khusiyon Ke Liye,
Wahan Behisab Gham Nikle,
Bewafa
Tum Nahi,
Bad Naseeb Hum Nikle….

Funny Shayari

Tere Pyar Ki Roshni Aisi Hai,
Har Taraf Ujala Nazar Aata Hai,
Sochta
Hun Ki Ghar Ki Bijli Katwa Du,
Kambhakt Bill Bahut Aata Hai….

Funny Shayari

Apni Surat Ka Kabhi Toh Deedar De,
Tadap Raha Hun Ab Aur Intezaar Na
De,
Apni Aawaj Nahi Sunani Toh Mat Suna,
Kam Se Kam Ek Miss Call
Hi Mar De…..

Funny Shayari

Ajib Si Kasish Hai Tum Mein,
Ki Hum Tumhare Khyalon Mein Khoye Rahte
Hain,
Yeh Sochkar Ke Tum Khyalon Mein Aaoge,
Hum Din Raat Soye
Rahte Hain….

Funny Shayari

Pani Aane Ki Baat Karte Ho,
Dil Jalane Ki Baat Karte Ho,
Char
Din Se Muh Nahi Dhoya,
Tum Nahane Ki Baat Karte Ho….

Funny Shayari

Zubaida, Karishma, Kareena, Natima
Chalo Aaj Sabko Dikha Dun
Cinema
Meri Umar Kya Hai Ye Kyon Poochhti Ho
Kahin Ishq Ka Josh
Hota Hai Dheema…

Funny Shayari

Humari Baari Jab Aayi To Humse Doctor Bola
Chalo Jaldi Dikhao, Aur
Bhi Bimar Baithe Hain
Jo Pehle Aaye The Lete Hain Kabristan Mein
Jaakar
Bache Hain Yahan Jo Do Char, Taiyaar Baithe Hain…

Funny Shayari

Aashiqui Bhi Dosto Kya Classical Sangeet Thi
Raag To Ohi Jaane Kya
Tha, Jaane Kya Gaate Rahe
Zindagi Bhar Ishq Ka Izhaar Karne Ke
Liye
Voh Bhi Haqlaate Rahe Aur Hum Bhi Haqlaate Rahe…

Funny Shayari

Isq Ne Gaalib,
Nikamma Kar Diya,
Varna Hum Bhia,
Aadmi The
Kaam Ke….

Funny Shayari

Aap Ko Miss Karna Roz Ki Baat Hai,
Yaad Karna Aadat Ki Baat Hai,
Aap
Se Dur Rehna Kayamat Ki Baat Hai,
Magar Aap Ko Jhelna Himmat Ki Baat
Hai…

Funny Shayari

Zindagi lambi hai dost banate raho,
Dil mile na mile hath milate
raho,
Taj Mahal banaana to bahut costly hai,
Per har gali mein
ek Mumtaz banate raho…

Funny Shayari

Sharm to unhe aati hai,
Jo sharm se sharmate hai,
Hum to Besharm
hai, kyu ki…
Sharm humse sharmati hai…

Funny Shayari

Majnu Ko Laila SMS Nahi Aaya
Majnu Ne Do Din Se Khana Nahi Khaya
Majnu
Marne Vala Tha Laila K Pyaar Me
Laila Baithee Thee Sms Free Hojane Ke
Intezar Me…

Funny Shayari

Zindgi Ki Har Ek Udaan Baaki Hai
Har Mod Pr Ek Imtihan Baki Hai
Abhi
To Sirf Aap Hi Pareshan Hai Mujhse
Abhi To Pura Hindustan Baaki
Hai…

Funny Shayari

Taqdir Banane Wale Tune Bhi Had Kar Di
Taqdir Mein Kisi Aur Ka Naam
Likha
Aur
Dil Mein Chahat Ek Farebi Ki Bhar Di…

Funny Shayari

Dard Ka Ehsas Jab Se Ladkiyan Karne Lagi
Uff Ladkon Ki Kismat Dar-Dar
Bhatakne Lagi
Husan Ke Phool Ko Perfume Se Mehkaane Wali
Yeh
Ladkiyan Murjhayi To Guldaste Se Utarne Lagi…

Funny Shayari

Jab Tum Safed Saadi Per Laal Bindi Lagati Ho
Kasam Se, Ambulance
Najar Aati Ho
Farak Sirf Itna Hai Ki Wo Ghaylo Ko Lekar
Jati Hai
Or Tum Ghayal Kar Ke Jati Ho…

Funny Shayari

One Boy to Waiter: Hum Yahan Nahi Rahenge, Humare Paise Wapis Karo,
Itna
Chhota Kamra Aur Bas Ek Stool,
Tumne Hume Bewkoof Samajh Rakha Hai
Kya?
Waiter: Sir, Kamrey Mein To Chaliye Ye Lift Hai…

Funny Shayari

Duniya Walo Se Chupa Kar Unki Tasveer Bathroom Mein Laga Rakhi Hai,
Wah
Wah…
Duniya Walo Se Chupa Kar Unki Tasvir Bathroom Mein Laga Rakhi
Hai,
Aur Har Ghadi Unka Didar Ho Isliye Julab Ki Goli Kha Rakhi
Hai…

Funny Shayari

Chala Ja Message Tu Banke Gulab
Hogi Sachi Dosti To Ayega Jawab
Na
Aaya Jawab To Mat Hona Udaas
Samjh Lena Bartan Saaf Kar Rahein Hain
Janab…

Funny Shayari

Barish Ka Mousam Bahut Tadpata Hai
Unki Yaad Aati Hai Jinhe Dil
Chahta Hai
Lekin Wo Aayein Bhi To Kaise
Na Unke Paas Rain Coat
Hai Aur Na Chhata Hai…

Funny Shayari

Dil Mein Ek Shor Ho Raha Hai
Bin Message Ke Dil Bore Ho Raha Hai
Kahi
Aisa To Nahi
Mera Ek Pyara Sa Dost Ab Tak Ghar Ke Bartan Dho Raha
Hai…

Funny Shayari

Mooli Gajar Ka Noor Aap Per Barse
Aapki Chahat Ko Aalu Tamatar Bhi
Tarse
Aapki Zindagi Mein Aaye Itne Baigan Ke
Aap Kuch Bhi Aur
Khane Ko Tarse…

Funny Shayari

Sahil Ki Geeli Ret Per Do Lover Baithe The
Girlfriend Ne Ladke Ka
Hath Pakad Ke Kaha Tum Bolte Kyu Nahi…
Wo Muskura Diya Aur Ret Per
Likha,
Mere Moonh Mein Gutka Hai

Funny Shayari

Pehli Nazar Mein Laga Wo Meri Hai
Aankhe Uski Jheel Si Gehri Hain
Purpose
Kar-Kar Ke Thak Gaya
Tab Jaake Jana Ke Saali Behri Hai…

Funny Shayari

Wo Jo Sar Jhuka Ke Baithe Hain
Hamara Dil Churaye Baithe Hain
Humne
Unse Kaha Hamara Dil Hume Lauta Do
To Bole Hum To Hatho Mein Mehendi
Laga Ke Baithe Hain…

Funny Shayari

Tumhara Naam Phool Rakhu To Bikhar Jaoge
Dil Rakhu To Toot Jaoge
Chalo
Bijli Rakhta Hoon
Chhor Kar Jaoge To Ek Ghante Baad Wapis Aa
Jaoge…

Funny Shayari

Aaj Tum Pe Aansuo Ki Barsat Hogi
Fir Wahi Kadkti Kali Raat Hogi
SMS
Na Kar Ke Tune Dil Dukhaya Hai Mera
Ja Tere Badan Mein Khujli Sari
Raati Hogi

Funny Shayari

Yaad Rakh Kar Meri Dosti Ko Tumne
Meri Zindagi Per Ehsaan Kar Diya
Mere
Mobile Mein Bhi Ye Aakhri Rupeeya Tha
Le Voh Bhi Tere Naam Kar
Diya

Funny Shayari

Dil Ka Dard Dil Todne Wala Kya Jaane
Pyar Ke Rivazon Ko Zamana Kya
Jaane
Hoti Hai Kitni Takleef Ladki Pataane Mein
Ye Ghar Baitha
Uska Baap Kya Jaane

Funny Shayari

Muqaddar Mein Raat Ko Neend Nahi To Kya,
…Muqaddar Mein Raat Ko Neend
Nahi To Kya
Hum Bhi Muqaddar Ko Chuna Lagate Hain
Aur Din Mein
Hi So Jaate Hain

Funny Shayari

Bahut Khoobsurat Ho Tum
Khud Ko Duniya Ki Buri Nazar Se Bachaya
Karo
Sirf Aankhon Mein Kajal Hi Kafi Nahi
Gale Mein Nimbu-Mirch
Aur Chappal Bhi Latkaya Karo…

Funny Shayari

Ghantu: Ek Kala Bulb Dena
Shopkeeper: Bhai Sahab Kala Bulb Nahi
Hota,
Aur Kale Bulb Ka Kya Karoge?
Ghantu: Yaar Dopaher Mein
Jyada Roshni Mein Neend Nahi Aati…

Funny Shayari

Woh Rooth Kar Kehti Hai Humse
Tumhara To Mel-Jol Mehenga Ho Gaya
Hai
Us Pagli Ko Kaun Samjhaye
Ke Petrol Mehenga Ho Gaya Hai

Funny Shayari

Din Ki Ye Tapti Dhoop
Us Par Ye Aapki Baatein Khoob
Dil Se
Muskurate Mere Mehboob
Dekha Nahi Pehle Aapka Ye Sunhera Roop

Funny Shayari

Haseen Tum Ho To Bure Hum Bhi Nahi
Mehlon Main Tum Ho To Sadkon Par
Hum Bhi Nahi
Pyar Karke Kehte Ho Ke Shadi-Shuda Hain Hum
To Kaan
Khol Ke Sun Lo Kuwanre Hum Bhi Nahi.

Funny Shayari

Usne Jis Jis Jagah Rakkhe Kadam
Humne Woh Har Jameen Choom Li
Aur
Vo Bewafa Ghar Aa Kr Kahti Hai,
“Aap Ka Ladka Mitti Khata Hai”

Funny Shayari

Ek Boond Se Sagar Nahi Banta
Rone Se Mukaddar Nahin Banta
Patana
Hai To Pura Girls Hostel Patao
Ek Ladki Patake Koi Sikandar Nahin
Banta.

Funny Shayari

Ek Truck Ke Peechhe Likha Tha, “Saavan Ko Aane Do”
Ek Doosra Truck
Usmein Peechhe Se Ghus Gaya,
Pata Hai, Uske Pechhe Kya Likha Tha?
“Aaya
Saavan Jhoom Ke”

Funny Shayari

Dhoka Mila Jab Pyar Mein
Zindagi Mein Udaasi Chhaa Gayi
Socha
Tha Chhod Denge In Raaho Ko
Per Aaj Mohalle Mein Dusri Aa Gayi.

Funny Shayari

Tum Sa Koi Dusra Jamin Par Hua,
Toh Rab Se Shikayat Hogi,
Ki, Ek
Toh Jhela Nahi Jata,
Doosra Kahi Mil Gaya To Kaya Halat Hogi.

Funny Shayari

Jisey Dil Diyaa Voh Delhi Chali Gayee,
Jisey Pyaar Kiyaa Voh Italy
Chali Gayee,
Dil Ne Kaha Khud Khusi Ker Le Zalim,
Bijli
(electricity) Ko Haath Lagaaya To Bijli Chali Gayee.

Funny Shayari

Hume Tumse Love Hai,
Please Refuse Na Karna,
Yeh Zero Watt Ka
“Hope” Bulb Hai,
Please Ise Fuse Mat Karna.

Funny Shayari

Rok Deyo Mere Janaaze Nu,
Mere Vich Jaan Aa Gayi Hai,
Saaleyo,
Peeche Mudh Ke Dekho,
Sharab Di Dukan Aa Gayi Hai… Cheers!

Funny Shayari

Ramchandra Keh Gaye Siya Se,
Aisa Kalyug Ayega,
Ek Dost Ek Taraf
Se SMS Karega,
Doosra Apna Paisa Bachayega

Funny Shayari

Bazuon Me Dum Rakhta Hu,
Dil Me Gham Rakhta Hu,
Pata Tha SMS
Ayega Tera,
Isliye Painkiller Sang Rakhta Hu.

Funny Shayari

Jab Jab Ghire Badal Teri Yaad Aayi,
Jab Jhoom Ke Barsa Sawan Teri
Yaad Aayi,
Jab-Jab Main Bhiga Teri Yaad Aayi,
Ab Raha Nahi Jata,
Chattri Lauta De Bhai

Funny Shayari

Safar Lamba Hai Dost Banaate Rahiye,
Dil Mile Na Mile, Haath Badalate
Rahiye,
Taj Mahal Na Banaiye Mehnga Padega,
Magar Har Taraf
Mumtaj Banate Rahiye